Babs queens need not apply. (if you don't get it, don't bother)
Cher is my idol, but she needs to die.
Those are some big crutches you have there Val.
I need to find a new job.
[Have to go with Tico, here]
Hopefully not as tired as your put downs.
I have the perfect-sized nose.
for a Barbara Streisand female impersonator...
Things that bother you
never bother me
I feel happy and fine
AHA!
Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight
having a wonderful time!
Perfect for a kiwi, probably.
I have just booked a hotel in Istanbul.
Illegal drugs packed?
I smoke only ham.
How do you get in into the pipe?
I had a wonderful day on the lake in a boat
The hospital took the mental patients out for some fresh air, huh? How nice for you! Did they let you take the huggie jacket off?
I'm STILL working!
So who is the nut since I was out on a boat and you are working?
I never work
What we have here is a Canadian health care employee.
I just had a tooth drilled.
What did they use? A Black & Decker or Craftsman?
I will sleep like a baby tonight
A baby baboon, maybe. Too bad you're not anywhere near as cute!
My hair is as longer than it's been in quite a while.
How much did you pay for it?
I am cuter than the average baboon
You'd like to think so, wouldn't you! What ever helps ya through!
My kids are playing noisily but nicely.
Watch them and put them back in the cage when they get noisy again
I just made a nice cup of tea
You were able to follow the recipe directions?
Just take it from me
I'm just as free as any daughter
I do what I like, just what I like
and how I love it!
Don't forget the cyanide, ya ugly monkey!
I've got to cage the kids & get to bed!
Don't lose the key this time...
O.k., let me try this again:
Just take it from me
I'm just as free as any daughter
I do what I like, just what I like
and how I love it!
Your medication obviously needs to be increased.
I need a good night's sleep.
you need a good fortnight's sleep.
I am off to bed myself.
