Porky Pig?
I have a hankering to drive a big rig.
That should give the highway patrol a few nightmares.
Whee! We're almost up to 500 pages on this thread!
And yours are the worst of the lot.
I'm in the mood to do something exciting.
Getting out the old knitting needles, are we?
My dog loves me
The dog's the only one who does.
I just had some delicious chocolate ice cream.
(^^challenging one)
The zits it will produce will only make you more repulsive.
I have an itch.
First sign of syphilis.
I'm going to buy bread for breakfast.
Giving up shoplifting?
I need to go to sleep and stop playing this repulsive game.
There are no such things as repulsive games, only repulsive players.
I shall walk round with my sons playing golf today.
Yes, hitting a little white ball with a stick...while nations starve.
I shall try to sleep late and hope that the damn birds don't wake me up at 6:00 a.m.
Birds? How many girlfriends to you have? How is that possible?
I am eating a big lolipop made of choclate covered popcorn.
That's not chocolate. When you found it in the park, didn't you notice it was laying on the horse path and covered with flies?
Family relationships can be difficult.
Incest your Sunday afternoon fare?
Occasionally, I want to strangle my mother.
She can't help the fact you were created from the bottom of her gene pool. Believe me, she wants to strangle you too.
I just found great ads, and bargains, in the Sunday circulars.
It must be wonderful to have such an incredibly banal and mediocre life.
I am a genius for coming up with this incredibly entertaining thread.
Oh, you are the banal and mediocre guy who thought of this negative thread, are you?
I've got to ring McTag's cousin.
Are you still practicing those occult rituals you learned at Stonehenge as a child, you old bag.
I need to get ready for my work week.
Yeah, get the pail and ring out the mop.
I like people who come straight to the point.
Your sex life is of no interest to us.
August is coming.
The hellish heat of the month will suit your tastes nicely.
A good workout is is always refreshing.
