The Insult Chain Game

You're finally having your sex-change operation?

I have a tattoo of Dick Cheney on my sphincter.

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Isn't that precious! You must be so proud! I can tell you have real pride in our political leadership...

g'night.

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Quote:

g'night

You've obviously honed your writing skills hanging out in teen Chat Rooms.

Coffee seems to upset my stomach.

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Yeah, when you drink the whole pot!

Must ... stop ... a2k'ing!

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Face it, you're not fit to do anything but waste time here.

I visited a pet store yesterday.

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Are you trying to get adopted?

Had a great steak dinner last night

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Did you eat the whole can of Alpo?

A crisis has passed.

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You mean you managed to steal another bottle?

I'm going out to dinner tonight.

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Yeah, the garbage bins should be full by then.

I am capable of majestic thought.

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High on LSD again?

I think I'll have a drop of red before I go out.

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Why a "drop"? Can't you afford a full glass?

Japanese beetles must die.

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Too bad you must live.

I drink a lot.

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Sobriety wouldn't improve you, so that's a good thing.

Nature is more important than nurture.

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That attitude explains why you don't shave your legs.

I like peppermint shampoo.

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It makes my scalp tingle with pleasure.

The neighbors are having another wild party.

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Aww, not invited again? At least you can always watch from your window, you sad act.

Its raining and it's 30th of july. How depressing Sad

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Anyone would be depressed being you.

I feel a little guilty.

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Only a little?

My mother thinks I'm wonderful.

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Yeah...and my mother thinks she's Karl Marx.

We need more rain.

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Just go outside, look up at the sky, smile and say "I love you, sky." It'll start raining.

I've been told I'm a character.

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