Eating insects is disgusting, Ticomaya.
I'm going to pour myself a glass of wine and say nice things to my air conditioner.
When the air conditioner starts answering you, be sure to give your psychiatrist a call.
I'm feeling very proud of myself right now.
For managing to dress all by yourself this morning?
I am so hungry I can't wait for dinner.
There go the world's food stockpiles for 2005.
I like the color green.
It matches your skin.
I can't take this heat anymore.
Only cowards can't take the heat.
Perspiration serves a biological purpose.
But not for you, since dog's can't sweat.
I feel like playing tennis.
Please do. I want to hear on the evening news about the idiot who was stupid enough to play tennis in a heat wave and went into a coma. The doctors won't be able to tell if you suffered brain damage because you are so dumb to begin with.
I am very fussy about my clothes.
Right ... you only select from the discount rack at the Salvation Army store.
It's actually a very nice day today ... not hot at all.
That last bit absolutely describes you to a T....
I hate setting up server monitors.
Yeah, you have enough trouble just figuring out how to plug it in.
I'm going to call my best friend tonight.
Yeah, I'd call your best friend...I'd call him a jerk for having you as a friend.
Maybe August will be better.
For you, unlikely - your life is as you make it.
I'm driving from Staffordshire to Bristol today.
The highway patrol is already blocking off roads for the safety of other drivers.
I am going into a panic.
For you, that will be a vacation.
I need more sleep.
Do the world a favor and don't wake up.
It is a slow work day today.
That must be why you have so much time to misuse the office computer.
I cut the grass today.
Only a dork like you would do it with a pair of scissors.
I just went out for a delicious dinner.
Road kill a-la-King?
Another sticky night.
Fallen in the swamp again? Try taking more water with it.
I feel a bit down today.
