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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 08:10 pm
Who is this watermelon guy?

I had my bike stolen yesterday afternoon.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 08:16 pm
How are you gonna make your getaways from the dollar store robberies?


I found a bike yesterday afternoon
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AllThisBeauty
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 08:19 pm
Yeah, right. Was a little kid screaming for his mommy while you rode away with it?

It's very humid tonight.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 08:28 pm
It usually is in those adult bookstore booths.

I have a rare disease
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 08:31 pm
You should have stayed away from the booths behind the adult bookstore.


I do not rent videos
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AllThisBeauty
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 08:41 pm
Why rent them when you can steal them...is that it?

I'm a good judge of character.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 08:42 pm
You must be, you are talking to us


I went out for dinner and somebody else picked up the tab
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 09:49 pm
after you left without paying

I'm a very deep person
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pragmatic
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 09:51 pm
For someone who can't spell "am" you are deep in stupidity and shallow in intelligence.

I've got class in one hours time.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 09:57 pm
No. You'll never have class.

I have an appreciation for the finer things in life.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 12:17 am
the finer things......yes, like beauty is only skin deep?

ummmmmmm........let's see.........this is really good wine I'm drinking and it's a little hot outside and life's good............
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 12:33 am
A bottle of Ripple, your own cardboard box to sleep in, someone threw you a quarter, and it's not snowing tonight...Yup, your life sure is good.

My out of town company has arrived.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 12:35 am
too bad you don't have what it takes to send them packing as you wish you could


it's a lovely night outside........cool, crisp and dark.....just like I like it
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 06:20 am
Quote:
cool, crisp and dark.....just like I like it


You've been eating your leftover burnt cooking right out of the fridge again, probably with your hands, since you have no clean plates or silverware. The stench inside is so bad, even you go out on the porch to eat. You're really a class act.

I have a hearty appetite today.
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AllThisBeauty
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:42 am
Gee...you might be able to down five Big Macs today instead of your usual four.

I feed my box turtle road kill.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:55 am
You're so dull, one of your favorite pastimes is playing fetch with your box turtle.

I'm in a very good mood today.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 09:45 am
You may think you snowed the parole board, but wait until you hear their decision. You can start unpacking now.

I need more energy.
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AllThisBeauty
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 09:50 am
Scientists have yet to discover an energy source to keep you moving.

I don't understand how light bulbs work.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 10:19 am
You don't even understand how to change one.

I wish I could sing.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 10:23 am
I'm glad you recognize that you can't.


I'm going to eat a high-protein lunch.
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