Happens when you live on the street
girls with cellphones should be held in captivity.
If you were kidnapped, no one would pay the ransom.
I need another air conditioner.
So just open another window.
I need to work on my Spanish.
Leave your au pair alone you dirty old man.
I'm going to practice my guitar today.
Are you still trying to play it with a bow?
I need to find a hobby.
Why, did you lose your last one?
My cat needs her breakfast
Do you feel guilty feeding your cat when people are starving in Africa?
I'm just going to take the Rolls for a run.
You are, of course, referring to your rolls of fat.
I have to get dressed now.
Why have you packed in work for the day?
My garden is blooming>
Ragweed does not constitute a garden.
I accomplish my goals.
By aiming low....
men are always pursuing me...
That's because you pick their pockets.
Only the most ill find this game amusing.
Which explains your enjoyment here.
I looked great today.
If great implies "like sh*t" then yes, you do look great.
I am so glad my pupils are no longer dilated.
You really should stop taking that stuff
We are having a major thunder storm
Punishment for your wicked acts.
London is a fabulous city.
and England is merry....as long as you're not there.
New York's my kinda town!
Other than the bagels, dunno about that.
I need bifocals.
Good luck with that, Gramps.
I swam too much this afternoon.
If we pounce on your tummy, will water gush out of your ears?
I swallowed a whole lot of watermelon seeds tonight.
