How you keep your private parts in tone is certainly of no concern to us.
The sun is setting.
Almost time for you to crawl out of your coffin and have your nightly romp.
My lawn needs watering and I wish it would rain.
Too lazy and cheap to drag out the hose?
It's gonna be a hot night
Sex sex sex. Is that all you can think about?
Patience is its own reward.
If patience is a virtue then how can you say you are patient?
Gotta go and check the pipes
If you stopped using your kitchen sink as a toilet the pipes would be fine.
I'm glad I'm finished with school.
Fifth grade can be a living hell.
Forecasts are calling for 103F tomorrow.
Boy...when people tell you to go to hell, you listen.
Friendship is sometimes more important than food.
Is that why you are so skinny?
Dog is man's best friend
when a dog is man's best friend
the dog has a problem.
It might rain tomorrow.
Don't miss it. Been a long while since you took a bath.
My house needs a painting.
One gallon ought to cover it.
I love Rocky Road ice cream.
That's obvious from the size of your paunch, Mr. Ripple.
I'm going to call it a night.
That's what you call that thing?
I am sitting here quietly stroking my pen and pencil set which I received for Christmas last year
Quit pretending somone liked you enough to give you a present.
I returned an overdue library book tonight.
Perhaps someday you'll return the other 36 hidden under your bed.
I'm in love.
Is this about your pet turtle again?
I'm a romantic
Word has it that my turtle has more sex-appeal than your latest romantic interest.
It's possible that God has abandoned me.
Long, long ago.
My ceiling fan is awesome.
Try attaching your necktie to it and see what happens.
Blinking lights disturb me.
