Then you should never grow old
Gonna help an old person today
Into euthanasia, are ya?
I occasionally bite the hand that feeds me.
How long will you be kept at the zoo?
My airconditioner just came on
They turned on the exhaust fan at the bar you live behind?
I like eating oatmeal.
Yeah...oatmeal and beer. Gourmet dining for you.
Trees are for climbing.
Not a surprise to hear to you say that, gorilla lips.
I need new tires.
Old ones licked out?
I'm behaving well today.
That must be a stretch for you
It is too hot to go outside today
Tubs of lard do have to take care in hot weather.
I'm eating a jam butty.
I've no idea what a "jam butty" is, but I do know you shouldn't be eating it. Have you looked at your gut lately. ( ... rather, have you noticed you can't see your toes?)
I'm thinking about roasting my own coffee beans.
Too cheap to buy coffee like everybody else?
The mail man hasn't come yet
So? Are we a bunch of sex therapists here?
Hairy armpits are revolting.
Just wanted to give you 100% for pure ugliness!
I have had a most enjoyable past week.
You found a new cardboard box to live in?
I brought in some beef stew for dinner.
Hotel backyard patrol again huh?
I just ate a piece of lamb, with mint sauce, raw pickeld sliced onion, brown bread and Irish butter.
You could have fed a whole family in Africa with that, don't you feel guilty you greedy pig?
I'm just having a glass of water and plain digestive for supper.
Blew your dinner budget in one night I see.
I'm going swimming now.
you look so cute in those water wings.
I have very strong principles.
Watching your neighbor's bathroom through binoculars does not constitute "principles."
I have indigestion.
You shouldn't have eaten from the dumpster again
I am flexing my muscles
