Is that why you use wallpaper instead?
Tomorrow it's back to work!!
Oh well, another week of panhandling.
I can see the stars tonight.
LSD trips are really out of style now. Thought you should know.
I'm so popular here at A2K!
The other web site--www.awful2know?
My sister is an embarrassment.
So it runs in the family?
I have so many decisions to make.
...and so few I.Q. points with which to do it.
I love the summertime so much.
You love anything hot don't you?
Well, I always love that Christmas time of year...
Yes, I've found that all gold-digging, materialistic bitches like to get presents.
I used to live in Orlando.
Until they ran you out of town.
Must have been hell trying to remove the tar and feathers.
I wish I could stay home from work today.
Your employer probably feels the same way.
A frog is crawling up my patio door.
It's probably the only company you've had in weeks, and I'm sure it won't hang around once it sees you.
I have to clean out my garage.
First call the police. They've been looking for all that stuff.
I'm not hungry this morning.
Gluttony has never stopped you from eating without being hungry
It is a wonderful sunrise
Aren't vampires supposed to go to bed now?
I need to choose my friends more carefully.
Then stay out of Washington
My dog is lazy today
Just like his/her master.
I have funny-looking knees.
They go with the rest of you
I am going to walk today
Laugh at them then.
I really am a first class specimen.
So was the frog that we dissected yesterday
I am going to have a salad for lunch
Should go nicely with the pizza you had for breakfast.
Growing old is not for sissies.