Here's hoping you find more aluminum cans tomorrow.
I'm very tired, and sunburnt.
Fatigued and blistered. Probably your best features.
I need to cut my nails.
And your hair and that beard as well as take your annual bath and for god's sake change out of that potato sack!!
Its gonna be a long day.
Particularly for those who will spend it with you.
There's a fly on my screen.
I am not suprised, the amount of time you spend drooling onto that screen while drinking Coke.
I am so angry right now.
Repressed anger. Charming. Please disregard the dinner invitation.
Where is justice?
Not in your mind - you just think revenge, death, cruelty...mwhahahahaha!
Now I feel ashamed.
Well, at least you feel something...
I need to get a life.
Oh that is the first thing you have said CORRECTLY in all the ... (how old are you?) years of your boring long life! Congrats!
I'm upset now.
That's because you live on the bottom of the planet.
I feel stuck.
Stuck? Its not stuck, you just can't get up because you're too heavy. Lose some weight!
I'm just out of it today.
You weren't exactly "in it" yesterday.
I want to go home. (Wait...I am home.)
Idiot!
I need a new mobile phone.
"E.T. phone home"?
I hate birds with blue plumage.
What do you know, they hate you right back and they are spreading the word.
I'm hopping it soon.
Don't you mean "it often" you slut?
I'm overheating.
Then let out some of the hot air
My nose is itchy
What do you scratch that thing with, a tree branch?
Going shark fishing again tomorrow.
Hope the sharks win.
I drive a 1988 Honda.
Beauty is certainly in the eye of the beholder.
We're watching Lyle Lovett.
