Eat it for breakfast. You need the nourishment.
What's that on my nose?
Looks like a working model of Mount Vesuvius I think you might need an operation.
I think I'll go and photograph some local widlife.
I think you are some local wildlife.
I'm glad I'm alive.
We're not you miserable sod.
I'm going to play my Laughing Policeman record.
Is that the one the Teletubbies made? Your tastes in music are so low brow you march and clap your hands when you listen to your songs.
I need to have a plan to get things done today.
Be sure it's easy to follow.
I can't stop grinning.
Yeah...that's what fools do.
My scalp itches.
It'll be the nits playtime.
The cricket is great today.
Try eating something other than insects today.
I need to get away from this computer.
You can't--you're too hooked on those porn sites.
Right now I'm feeling a little worried.
Feeling a little worried nun perhaps? Pervert.
My hands are sticky.
Start using a knife and fork then.
I just had a power curry.
Avoid squatting over your keyboard until it passes.
I really should dust.
Why bother, your place is so filthy you can't even see the dust.
I'm having some cookies.
We wish you had half the charm of an oreo cookie.
Where is my loved one?
Probably in your basement where you keep the rest of them.
The Pepsi challenge was rigged ... Coca Cola rocks.
Too bad you can only hide one bottle at a time in your pants -- when you steal them from the supermarket.
I made a cake for my mom's birthday.
Hope she doesn't get food poisoning like the last time she ate your creations.
So much photocopying to do.
Your friend wants the porno magazine back, huh?
I have a pet turtle.
Any pet of yours is better dead than alive. I better inform the animal rights groups of this.
I have no money now.
