Darn, you might miss another chance to make a fool of yourself in public. But, if you play in the rain, that cheap dye job on your hair will run all over your face, and that might actually be worth watching.
I need a pick-me-up.
Yeah, me too - you know I've been so tired.... Just wanted to check in with you guys and make sure it's okay that I give my sick child her medicine right now , and if it's alright with you , I'll be doing it again in about four hours. Is that alright....? And I might check my e-mail at that time, just to have something to do while I'm awake. But don't worry - it doesn't mean I'm looking for someone to ****.... got it?
*No insults - your crew seem to have those covered, along with making fools of yourself in public- there you go there's a little insult-feel better now?
Weird
Got to stock up with food tomorrow.
Too bad about your softball game - can I give you all a compliment? you're all so incredibly subtle and smart.... could you really be athletes too?
now lets play word association: Rod says weird - I say unstable
or would you rather play what comes next?
obsessive creeps
or how about start a word with last letters of my word?
psychotic
Night y'all - do your loved ones know this is what you do on the internet? Just curious...
weirder
I don't think I'll venture down the shops for couple of weeks I've got some cans in.
Well, I don't think that the shop staff and their customers want you to venture down to the shops either - a break from your ugly face would be a welcome break.
Started university this week.
I didn't know they did day release from prison to attend university, good idea though.
It's cloudy here today.
Don't strain your brain keeping up with current events.
I'm taking a trip today.
You need to - anything to get you away from here.
(besides all your pals seemed to have disappeared)
I'm starting to get the hang of this....
That took almost as long as it took you to learn how to change a light bulb.
I'm on my second cup of coffee.
You should drink the whole pot because you look like death warmed over.
Cappuccino is a good thing.
Next time ask for an extra shot. The caffeine might actually wake you up and make you a little less dull.
It's my wifes birthday today.
Did you take the training wheels off her bikey, you cradle robber?
I'm going to be very busy today.
Staring through the peep hole you drilled into the womans bathroom is not considered "being busy" you pervert.
I skipped breakfast and am really hungry.
(ps. good one tico... I was expecting "old" jokes, so the young one caught me off guard)
Skipped is the relevant word if you did it a bit more you wouldn't be such a lardy.
Golf day tomorrow.
Have you learned which one is the putter yet?
I'm going to buy some new shoes.
Makes a change from stealing 'em you robbed a bank or something?
I'm tired now its been a long day.
And talking to you makes it seem even longer.
I think I'll change into something more comfortable.
Please do. The stink is killing me.
I love watching the sunset.
Are you sure you're a man?
Heading out to mow the grass.
