The Insult Chain Game

Just don't try smoking it again.

Guess it's time to take off my makeup...

Tico: I'll give you something to mow....

Stray Cat : Do us all a favor and keep it on, okay?


To all of you: Did I hear you say I was stupid - or was that my imagination? Let's go, I'm ready for you this time...

Yes, that's what we said.

I forgot to mow the grass.

Aren't the rest of the trailer park residents going to be upset?

I forgot to smoke the grass

Can't insult you Gus, as you've never insulted me before - (but you wanna share that grass?) JUST KIDDING EVERYONE

Tico: Why'd you have to wait till I signed off? Can't perform when a lady's watching? (Again, just kidding, this is a game right - god this mean **** makes me so uncomfortable....)

Speaking of sh*t, do it or get off the pot already!

Sometimes, when I look in the mirror, I can't believe how pretty I am.

That's not a mirror -- it's a glamor magazine. Trust me, you are ugly.

Okay .... I was able to get the grass mowed just before the beautiful sunset.

Oh good! Then you can't see what a miserable job you did mowing the grass! Until tomorrow...

I love emailing my family and friends...

You know, if you learned to spell, you might even get a response, you illiterate twit.

I am feeling very sexy tonight.

Sorry, Stray Cat - I want to do Tico's (I never follow the rules-maybe you can work that in sometime)

Tico said: I was able to get the grass mowed just before the beautiful sunset.
I say: Really, and you still had time to give your mom her nightly shave?

Speaking of your mom by the way - who by the way Tico told me is the light of his life, does she know what a naughty, mean little boy you are over here? Don't worry, I won't tell on you...

Kicky - All I can say is - don't look at me.

Been real guys - I'll make sure I keep feeding you material. There's a really hokey one about cream of wheat from tonight. That should be good for a laugh or two. You know that reminds me - I got some stuff on you Tico, not much but a few things about music and driving.... hmmmm....

O.k., then I'm skipping yours, Aidan. It was stupid anyway.

Kicky, love the idea of you feeling sexy. In fact, I'd love to hear you explain where -- and what -- you think the clitoris and the vulva are.

I'm going to start doing yoga.

Shouldn't you be able to see your toes before you start?

I'm cooking beans and rice.

After you eat them, I hope you stand down wind.

I'm hoping to get a better job soon.

Anything would be better than giving head to strangers at the bus station bathroom, wouldn't it?

I have the coolest cat in the whole world!

If he's so cool, living with you must be really embarrassing for him

I'm getting sleepy now...so sleepy..

Now you know how everyone who has ever had the misfortune of having a conversation with you feels.

I am having a mid-life crisis right NOW.

Calling Dr. Daniels....Dr. Jack Daniels...

I'm going to bed now...

Pfft. As if you haven't been there all day.

My beans and rice are gooooood.

So you like your basic Vietnam POW cuisine?

O.K. I'm really going to bed now. Try to find some reason to go on living until I come back.

I figure my beans and rice are at least as good a reason as you.

Some people don't understand Cajun cookin.