I'm surprised they agreed to see you.
No lunch for me today.
You're in solitary again aren't you? I told you not to beat the warders.
I'm just having a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit.
Light lunch after that heavy breakfast, lardo? Or is that just a pre-dinner nosh before the "real" eating begins?!
Took the kids to pre-start-of-school appointments.
But aren't they 30 years old now??
I have an important job interview tomorrow.
I hope you've told them about your grisly past.
I think I may have a haircut.
Gonna send it in to the barbershop?
Maybe I should start seeing older men....
The only only chance you've got is if they're blind with no sense of smell.
I could be available for the right price.
Did you learn that line from your mother?
I like to watch cooking shows.
You mispelt it you pervert.
I enjoy detective novels.
Trying to pick up tips so you won't be arrested so often?
I feel really exhausted.
That's what happens when you're the star attraction -- at the Horny Toad Gentlemen's Lounge.
I think I'll listen to some music for a while.
Go for it. Oh yeah, and did you know it's possible to talk to people without wanting to **** them? Probably not - maybe that's where all the misunderstanding lies.
You guys suck - I could be tell you how and in how many cowardly ways - but you probably already know those things about yourselves.
You're so stupid, you probably think your last response was in keeping with the rules on this thread.
I'm full of erudite splendidness.
You're full of something, all right... but it smells more like BS then splendidness.
I'm thinking about changing careers.
Working on your back not all it's cracked up to be?
I'd change careers, but what would I do?
You have to actually have a job first in order to change careers.
I'm thinking of becoming a chiropractor.
It's difficult to manipulate someones when you spend most of the day smoking joints.
I'm quite good looking really.
The ugly ones always say that.
Softball tournament starts tonight.
So the ball will be big enough -- and soft enough -- for you to acutally hit it?
I made a good impression in my job interview today.
I take it you didn't burn the fries?
Now it's raining ... maybe no game.
