These are the kinds of ideas stupid people get when they stay up way too late because their lives are empty.
I saw a band tonight and they said they could play any song, and they told us to just shout song names out and they'd play them. I yelled out "Innagaddadavida", and they said "no". But then they actually figured it out and played it! Pretty amazing!
Let me guess....a strange assortment of people, very bright colors, carnival type music, weird symbolic images that don't seem to make any sense...you're life is like one big Fellini film festival...isn't it?
I can't sleep...
Well, I guess it must be hard to unwind from a ten hour porn shoot with you and twenty guys...
I LOVE Fellini movies!
That affectation died in the 80s.
I'm going to a talk on city architecture today.
Make sure you wake up your audience when you've finished.
I am going to a nude beach today.
That should frighten the people off.
I'm going to have a few holes of golf before watching the final round of The Open.
Who is this golf fellow?
I don't like Karl Rove.
He doesn't like you either.
I haven't had my coffee yet.
Room service in that prison just ain't what it used to be.
I have been looking at some old photos a friend sent me.
you in all of them? Sorry to jump to conclusions, but with the mention of old...one naturally asumes, dont they?
Ive been readng harry potter 6!!! im on page 413.
If reading about young boys turns you so be it.
Still ironing, only 6 shirts to go.
It'd be easier if you didn't wear them while you iron them.
My great great great grandfather was married three times -- and fathered 24 children.
And the bum never supported any of them. You come from a long line of deadbeats who were too dumb to do anything but screw. Congrats on carrying on the great family tradition.
I'm about to do some laundry.
And how many of those children are yours, you incestuous back woods hill-billy!
Going to a high school graduation open house this evening.
for fly:
It's about time! If that mountain gets any higher, it'll have to have to be named a landmark!
I took a nice nap today.
Had to sleep it off again, huh?
Men really dig me.
That explains why the last one tried to bury you in the yard.
Time to think about dinner.
No wonder your family is so thin if you only think about dinner, get cookin'.
I feel a bit Mondayish.
You look Sundaymorningish.
I'm in a bad mood.
I'd be in a bad mood too if I had to deal with you all day.
This weekend I saw a bunch of my family that I haven't seen in awhile.
