And I suppose now you'll order your beer, "shaken, not stirred", you twit.
I believe in having a good breakfast.
Your breakfast is razor blades and drills.
(cleaning the dishes)
That insult is so lame brained and nonsensical you really need to clean up your act before you bother with the dishes.
I can't decide whether to go to a party.
Too hung over from the last one?
It's just me and my son home today.
Poor kid. He'll probably try to escape through a window.
I have to straighten up for company.
Don't bother -- just embrace being gay.
I love to take a bubble bath.
Take it where?!
We finally got some rain here.
What do you expect, if you spend most of your life in the gutter you're going to get rained on.
Cup of tea before bed I think.
Now where are you going to find a cup of tea (or a bed, for that matter) in a garbage dumpster?
My favorite color is black.
That figures, you and your black soul, in your miserable black world...
Having some Irish Cream.
Having "some" means you'll polish off the bottle--as usual--you dipso.
I keep getting wrong numbers.
I your fifth cup of Irish Coffee, no doubt.
I love to hold hands with someone.
If you could just focus, that double vision, ff! I think YOU need to knock off the boozing!
Well, well, who am I to deserve TWO insults! A little slow, 'cat? Too bad no one wants to hold hands with you, unless of course you can find a corpse somewhere!
Insomnia sucks!
And you blow.
I have to get ready for my evening out in the big city!
You deserve any kick in the arse the big city can give you - hope you get mugged! ...But then again, you'd probably like it!
Had a greae BBQ last nite.
Were you trying to say great or grease? I'm betting on the second one.
People love to get close to me.
Either one works, cat!
I think it's either your own personal gravitational pull due to your immensity or they're not quite sure WHAT they're smelling until they get to you!
Relaxing at the computer.
Wish you'd get some glasses. You're staring at the washing machine again.
Well, I guess it's time to take off my make-up...
That should take several hours, given the way you pile it on. Hope the sight of you without it doesn't break your computer monitor.
The room I am in feels too warm.
Always looking for an excuse to get naked, aren't you?
Maybe I should go to Hollywood and try to break into to the movies.
