Take you wife along. Every tractor could use a good hoe.
Why don't they make three-legged pants for me?
Because you need four legs, you cow.
(Dammit FF, I was looking away.)
I am an excellent typist.
So you can tuck your unsightly wart in there?
remember, your humility must show.
You sound tempremental, not so tempre, but very mental.
Women are such fun
The best part for you must be inflating them to full size.
I'm not too fond of children.
They generally hate you too.
I need to have some keys made.
You keep saying that Michael.
Wish I'd been on the beach today.
If I were you I wouldn't even think of going out in public in a bathing suit.
I bought loads of goodies at the supermarket.
More burgers, chips and chocolate
I like to grow my own fruit, vegetables and salad foods
Wow, a pig that raises its own slop.
I have looks that could kill.
Yeah, I'm getting nauseous just thinking about you.
Rainy nights make me feel romantic.
Your living in the clouds again
Ralph is walking about, the sensor lights just came on.
And Mathos is walking the streets again, the red lights just came on.
I love to make others laugh.
When are you gonna give up burglary and get a real job?
My great, great, great grandfather was married three times -- and fathered 24 children.
If you'd remove that hairpiece, I'd help you get the lice off.
(I have pizza, have to go to snack)
No wonder your fat.
I need a port.
No, you need a bath, portly.
I've got to stop procrastinating.
We thought it was your permanent state.
Thanks for the pic, you look ok naked.
It's a pity I can't say the same about you.
Time to get some work done.
You're off to bed then.
I've just watched a James Bond movie.
