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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Clary
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2005 02:24 am
Windy day ahead, then?

I want to get to the talk by Penelope Lively at 10 o'clock.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2005 05:14 am
Sounds a bit too deep for you I'd have thought Penelope Pitstop was more in your line.


I won £14000000 on the Lotto last week but it won't change my life.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2005 09:31 am
Oh, c'mon now. You could at least move yourself out of that shack you call home.

Prepping for a BBQ tonite.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2005 11:09 am
Maybe you should just eat veggies ... have you looked at your thighs recently?

I'm having a productive day.
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Valpower
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2005 11:45 am
Well then, maybe you should order some extra toilet paper.

The ladies just love me.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2005 11:48 am
Of course they do .. .you look just like them.

I'm eating a large salad for lunch.
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Valpower
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2005 01:09 pm
The one you just tossed in prison?

Dreams can come true.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2005 01:57 pm
Or nightmares, if one enounters you during the day.

I'm having fun at McGentrix's expense.
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2005 02:12 pm
Can't you even masturbate on your own time?

I had to return a purchase today.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2005 02:21 pm
Buying sexual favors again? I don't even want to know about the return policy, thank you.

I'm anxious for the weekend.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2005 02:27 pm
Why do they let you out?

I had to spend all day in the office today.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2005 02:35 pm
Is that what you call your garbage truck? Cute.

I have a dance to go to.
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2005 02:39 pm
Treating yourself to a lapdance at the strip club, and telling the wife you are working late?

I have to feed the dog now.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2005 02:45 pm
Its a cross between a labrador and a toilet door.

Pressure cleaning job tomorrow.
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Valpower
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2005 02:47 pm
Ah yes, the stress of your annual shower.

I'm stupid and ugly.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2005 02:48 pm
I've never seen a bigger understatement.

I need to wash my car.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2005 02:51 pm
FF: I had a good insult ready to throw at you ... and then you deleted your post. Crying or Very sad
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2005 02:51 pm
Bathtime with dinky huh?

I think I'll hog the road.
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2005 02:58 pm
You're so fat you could hog the road without a car

I got a lot accomplished today.

(back for you Tico Very Happy )
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2005 02:59 pm
Tablets working then?

I'll use the tractor.
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