Which explains the perpetual tobacco stains on your hands and face.
I've got a lot of work to do.
Would you recognize 'work' if you were given a diagram and tools?
Me, too. Gotta get busy here, HELP
BBB
You people are amatures at insults. Check out my Birthday thread and see how the pro does it. The insults start on page 2 - It's all Setanta's fault.
BBB :wink:

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BBB you're what... 172 years old today and you still haven't learned how to follow simple instructions.
I woke up with a headache.
If I had a head like that and it did not hurt, I'd wonder!
(sorry, hope it quits soon)
You are the worst insulter I've ever seen! "(sorry, hope it quits soon)"? What the hell kinda insult is that? Is that from the Empathetic School of Insulting? You wouln't know an insult if it bit you in the a$$.
I had two nectarines for lunch today.
You want the fruit? You can't handle the fruit!
I couldn't resist, especially after the bad insult rant.
You can't resist anything, including the temptation to make a fool of yourself.
I've got to go to the bank and deposit several checks.
The mail must have brought your welfare and unemployment checks again... get a job you lazy b@st@rd!
After work I am meeting a friend to play chess.
I'm quite shocked that a low-brow like jpin would be capable of playing chess, but even more shocked by the fact that he has a friend.
I am investing in a small helicopter.
Considering what you have available to invest, I think the "small" can be taken for granted.
Whistle blows in a little while. Yabba-dabba-do!
End of your exercise time?
It's a warm and balmy evening here.
It's always warm in the crypt, isn't it?
I have attractive fingers.
Is that why your nose loves them so much?
The only jewelry I wear is my wedding ring.
What type did he buy you?
I won the lottery yesterday.
That's enough to qualify you for "wussiedom"
I need to find a new hairdresser
You certainly do mop head.
My hair is nice and wavey if a little grey.
You mean your rug. Your real hair "waved" goodbye a long time ago.
I enjoy talking with my neighbors.
I suppose the warders encourage you to chat with the person in the next cell.
I support Derby County AFC.
jpin
jpinMilwaukee wrote:BBB you're what... 172 years old today and you still haven't learned how to follow simple instructions.
I woke up with a headache.
You're rebuke just added 10 years to my age. You pig!
BBB :wink: