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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 12:55 pm
They won't give you any more credit, huh?

The AP turned out to be on someone else's network.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 01:10 pm
I think your boss just found out this is how you are spending your time at work. Good luck finding another job.

I think I'll take a nap.
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 01:54 pm
Do us all a favor and don't wake up.

I am going golfing for the first time in 1 year this weekend.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 02:32 pm
Remember this time, Happy Gilmore was a movie, not an instructional video.

Does anyone have a job for me?
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 03:13 pm
Yeah, take out the garbage

I'm wearing my favorite perfume.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 03:20 pm
What ever is it, sewers smell similar to that.

I'm going to cycle to the local.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 03:29 pm
A pyscho on a cycle...that should give the neighbors a laugh..


I'm trying to decide what to have for dinner.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 03:35 pm
Besides the four burgers?

I'm asking cook to make some cucumber sandwiches.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 04:09 pm
Having seen what you do with a cucumber I wouldn't fancy the sandwiches.



Oily fish day Friday.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 04:25 pm
You really shouldn't talk about yourself that way.

My parents just sold their house.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 04:34 pm
Did they tell you to your face or did they just disappear because you embarass them?


Golf tomorrow, I just missed qualifying for The Open so I don't get to play with Tiger this week.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 04:54 pm
How long did it take you to build up that imaginary little world you live in?


I feel pretty.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 05:01 pm
You don't feel very accurately, do you?

I'm going to go shopping.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 05:08 pm
Forget it...they don't have speedos in your size.

Wish I could quit smoking..
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theollady
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 06:44 pm
You need to. Your breath is enough to slay donkeys!


(I quit years ago, ever more thankful)
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 06:52 pm
They had cigarettes when you were young?

I love to watch old movies.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 06:59 pm
Don't try to sound cultured, your favorite actor is Bugs Bunny.

I'm having some dark chocolate.
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The Pentacle Queen
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 03:01 am
I'd put that down if I where you. With 8328 posts you're hardly active, and you wouldn't want to go up another dress size, would you?

I am going to take my dog a walk.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 07:29 am
Thank goodness! And don't just go to the end of the walk. Do the whole block! You rival the one you insulted in weight!

I'm going to the (Gerald) Ford museum today.
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theollady
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 07:36 am
Maybe you'll get lost in there and they'll never miss you.


(if I had a figure like devriesj avvie, I'd.... I'd uh--
well- I'd like it)

aside to stray cat: mostly we had bull durham tobacco and rolled our own Smile
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