Spoken like a true alcoholic.
I'm drinking a Miller Lite.
With your pinky out, no doubt.
I got a sunburn today.
Kneecaps don't burn that badly - that's a rug burn.
I just finished dinner.
Snacking on roadkill again?
I'm still nursing that same beer.
But do you really have to wear that nurse's outfit while you do it?
I'm getting sleepy.
Not at the wheel! That's what you get for taking those downers (to counteract the uppers) before you got home!
I have insomnia!
Perhaps if you were a little bit more active during the day instead of spending 16 hours on A2K you might sleep better.
I love A2K.
It loves you too, Rod. Now stop sniffing that glue! You don't need it to get to your 'happy place'. Just let the nice man put your 'huggy jacket' on you and go into your padded room like a nice mental patient!
I think I'll try to go back to sleep.
Put your body to bed, your brain's been asleep for hours.
I've got to get on the phone.
Gossip!
I'm feeling nauseous from lack of sleep.
You're feeling nauseous because you just ate everything in your fridge, you pig.
I need to take something for my backache.
Putting yourself in those bizarre sexual positions will do that to you.
I have lots to do today.
Get off your bum, eat, drink, sleep... so what's new?
My temporary tooth has a rough bit that my tongue won't leave alone.
Rembering that bar fight, eh?
I need to get some furniture appraised.
Don't bother, it's all rubbish.
I went to an interesting talk about P G Wodehouse.
Why, yes, that does sound interesting... if one is a complete dork.
I just detected a rogue wireless access point.
Ooh. Such an exciting life you live.
Must care for a crying tot.
Ohh, your life sounds much more exciting. Wipe his nose good.
I'm skipping lunch today.
You're just a skippy kind of guy.
My nerves are shot.
Boozing it up will do that.
I just postponed a doctor's appointment.
