...for bathing. Use some, and some soap while you're at it. That's not a tan, honey. That's dirt!
My hubby would do well on Survivor.
If he eats your cooking, I have no doubt you are correct.
I play softball again tonight ... wounded and all.
What would he do well, exactly? Anything, really? Even a toad can survive.
I just took my mother in law out to dinner
Have you been eating devriesj's cooking, or licking toads again?
I just insulted you and devriesj, and incorporated Clary's post. I'm very good.
Why don't you go kiss yourself in the mirror so we don't have to listen to you.
I think there is something wrong with the brakes in my car.
Yes there is. <Maniacal Laughter>...
I think I'll order out tonite since you all have hurt my feelings so deeply!
Your family is now cheering wildly because they won't have to eat your rotten cooking tonight.
I'm preparing a great dinner.
Get lucky and find some road kill to roast?
I feel like the neighborhood baby-sitter!
I'd sooner trust Michael Jackson
Hard days work today in glorious sunshine. Shorts and trainers, bliss!
Digging ditches for a living must be very rewarding.
Speaking of working, I'm ready to be done for the day.
Back to the bar no doubt.
Think I'll go down the gym tomorrow.
Surely your membership has expired after so long ...
Softball cancelled due to rain.
Bet the doctor slapped your face when you were born, and youve been sitting on it ever since.
Loose weights, full body, then a shower, massage, sauna and steam.
Night Tico. Pension cheque arrived?
If I could make sense out of your posting, I'd be able to formulate an insult. Such as it is, I can only assume you've started drinking already.
I'm eating lasagne.
That is NOT finger food, Tico. Look at that mess - neanderthal!
I feel good, NA-NA NA-NA NA-NA NA...
You may feel good, but do you know how big your butt looks in those pants?
It's too hot here.
Well stop steaming up those windows & roll 'em down!
Time for a glass of wine and a2k.
They go together like a loud mouth and a lack of common sense.
I'm having a vodka and lemonade.
