It would be a miracle if you ever responded to the post immediately preceding yours.
I have a fast computer.
Pity your brain can't keep up with it.
I work mine with telepathy.
Can you read my mind? I'm thinking of a phrase... starts with "F" ends in "u."
I think I've been watching too much Wheel of Fortune.
You're just waiting for Vanna to fall out of her dress, you pervert!
I'm going to bed soon.
That's because you have nowhere else to go, huh?
I am going soon myself (nowhere to go either).
The fact that you don't bathe might have something to do with it!
I've gotten little work done today.l
That's par for the course for you, you elevate laziness to new heights.
I don't like very hot weather.
That's because you're fat.
Sitting outside, watching the kids ride their bikes, enjoying the sunset.
Laughing maniacally because you let all of the air out of their tires.
I'm not in a very good mood.
That's because you can't stand your own company.
I feel full of energy.
That's because you're hopped up on cocaine ... cokehead.
I'm back to using a regular mouse ... much better.
Couldn't get that real one trained? Idiot!
Up early again...
Must be a strange life going between uppers and downers.
I'm going to slip into some shorts.
It's about time you put something on! All those citations for indecent exposure and you think you would've learned!
I've got a lot of paper work to do.
Yeah ... wiping your butt is a big undertaking.
Coffee is REALLY tasting good right now.
You need something like soap or Listerine to clean that potty mouth of yours.
Making lunch for the kids.
You just couldn't throw out that fugu liver could you?
I'm looking for a job.
You better clean up, you long-haired, tattooed foul mouth or no one will hire you!
Gotta get some work done.
Makes a change from lounging about drinking all day.
I think I'll use my last clean shirt.
What's the point? They're going to fire you anyway.
Water is good.
