Do you really think she can help you straighten out your miserable sex life?
I need to take some ibuprofen.
Take the whole bottle, because you're giving everyone a headache.
I'm feeling groggy this a.m.
You'll get caught one day if you keep robbing the drug store.
It's so hot I think I'll take a swim in my private pool then take the motor cruiser out in the bay and have a couple of beers.
No, you've got that reversed: you should drink heavily, then swim. Please? I'm begging you.
My shin hurts.
You look so dorking in that sailor's cap, why don't you get a duck bill?
If I had webs on my feet, I could walk today.
Still think you're a duck, huh? Sounds like you need to seek more therapy!
It's a hot one here today.
You'll use any excuse to get naked in public.
It's time for lunch.
Quickly followed by "time to toss one's cookies" when folks catch sight of you.
I'm behind on logging my billable hours.
When as time made any difference to your eating habits piggy.
Time to relax after the trials of the day.
Let me guess, you're suing your mother because of a birthmark?
I caught a 12" shark.
All that length really makes you breathy huh? Twelve whole inches!
I gotta get out in this sparse sunshine.
Please wear a burqa so you don't make all of us ill.
Chicken, rice, and beans for lunch, again.
so the chicken has rice and beans for lunch
Thai curry for supper tonight.
Major league butt spray tomorrow.
BURP! Oh, excuse me!!
Get out in the summer rain, they say it cleans off all the lice.
Right around here, there's enough to drown A2k!
Well what are you waiting for? Go take your bi-annual bath.
I wish it would rain some here ... it's hot.
Well done Fay for putting up with you then!
Are you sober today?
I know better than to ask you that question. Are you looking for more drunks to join you in another round?
I zipped through my work today.
Knowing your line of work, that sounds painful. (Picturing that scene in "There's Something About Mary.")
A drink sounds pretty good, right about now.
I'd like to zip you out of it.
Miracles sometimes happen
