Peeing does not constitute watering!
Going to a birthday party today.
They're getting soft in the prisons if they let you out for birthday parties.
An evening in front of the TV for me.
With a six pack of beer, just like every other night.
I have to call my uncle.
What are you calling him? Bastard? Pedophile?
I must tidy the kitchen
Cockroach invasion again huh?
Think I will have another schooner of port
Why don't you just put a straw in the bottle?
I just bought my dog a new ball.
You have a fetish with this dog of yours.
Ralph, do you play with your balls?
We know you play with yours ... when you can find them.
Have a soccer game tonight.
Don't you get tired of being beated by the Ladies Senior Citizens League?
I missed seeing fireworks last night.
Keep watching, it will soon be 5th November!
Tic, you will have to push your toothbrush up your backside soon!
At least I have a toothbrush, dragon breath.
I need to learn how to sweat solder.
First buy a good underarm deodorant.
I can never think of what to make for dinner.
With your cooking, we can eat out.
Had a nice picnic by the pond today.
You stole bread crusts from the ducks, you cad.
I have to do some proof reading.
Are you sure it's not proof that you can read? I heard you were going for a job where the qualifications are read or write not necessarily both.
Time for my beauty sleep.
That's a good 12 hours for you then, huh? And that's just so you'll be presentable looking! Beauty's gonna take a LOT longer!
Had a wonderful time at the birthday party.
I'm surprised you can remember after the ammount of gin you put away.
Must clean my car.
Can you find it under the straw and sheep sh*t customary in your part of the world?
I'm waiting in for the roofers again.
You should use tradesmen instead of trying to get it done on the cheap.
I'm off into town on my bike.
Couldn't find the car, then?
I'm off to a talk by Fay Weldon.
