Call girls take checks?
I'm making supper for the kids.
Child Protective Services threatened to arrest you if you didn't.
I just ate something spicy and my mouth is burning.
You should have taken the marlborough out of your lips first!
Do you smoke a lot?
Let that be a lesson to you NOT to pick stuff up off the ground!
The kids have gone for a bike ride.
Neither of you clowns is deserving of me bothering to insult you.
Have a nice weekend, I'm outta here.
And good riddance too!
Ah, another quiet evening.
I venture ALL your nights are quiet.
Going to go get a video game for the little Ticos now.
So you can sneak off to the bar or worse?! tsk tsk!
Gonna read a good book
Which has, no doubt, a picture of Fabio on the cover.
I got them "Monsters Inc." for their Gameboy.
Keeping the little T's busy with a video game, so you can watch the porno flick you picked up for yourself?
I'm going outside to play with my dog.
Why don't you do your neighbors a favor and keep it in the bedroom?
Fixed a broken toilet today.
Dude, it's kind of hard to insult a plumber, real ones make like $150/hour. Did you?
I caught a 12" shark today.
<snort> I pick those out of my teeth.
I saved $150/hour today.
No prositutes working the corner, Ticomaya?
I have just finished a can of beer.
And what did you do, chowderhead?
I follow the instructions to these games.
I didn't read the instructions

I thought the insult
was enough.
That shows what a jerk you are.
I had a big disappointment tonight.
No clients?
I'm going to a day of science lectures today.
You been seeing little men from outerspace again, take more water with it.
I think I'll water the flower bed.