Did you know you weren't supposed to eat the beans?
My shoulder's aching from sitting in this unhelpful computer chair.
Try sitting normally or is that difficult for a person in your condition.
Time for a snack, banana I think.
Will you share it with the other Chimps in your cage?
I read most of my news on the internet.
Much less comfortable than reading it on the toilet, isn't it?
On my way to the grocery store to buy the Fourth of July barbecue items.
Don't forget the TUMS
I wonder if I should try a new recipe for those baby-backs?
Are you now sacrificing children for your dinner?
I am finally able to turn off my air conditioner for a while.
My goodness! How long did it take you to get there, ya old coot?!
I'm up a bit early - for me.
Why did you wet the bed?
I've got chicken curry for dinner.
And you'll be running to the bathroom all night.
I've got to go through a lot of mail.
Did you earn a Phd yet? Phd = Piled high and deep. Don't bother opening it, just toss it in the fireplace,..like Rod3 does.
I love opening male.
You should try opening the dictionary and learning how to spell.
I'm going to spend some time outdoors today.
Why are you sometimes allowed in the house?
Best keep the doors locked, I think.
Still fearing you will be abducted by aliens?
I bought some delicious cookies.
Well you could never have baked them. could you?
I alway's enjoy home baking
Too bad your own comes out burned to a crisp.
I need to get some work done today.
Do you know the meaning of the word?
I am going to the airport later.
The authorities will be waiting to arrest you at the terminal.
My tomato plants are looking good.
They would to the grower.
Only going to collect a friend.
They always bother you to put up their bail, don't they?
I'm reading Clinton's biography.
Don't you know what to do with a cigar tube?
I'm writing a book
