Are you bringing tree rat again?
I'm training my cat to kill squirrels.
I've heard they're quite nice in a pie, if that fails eat the cat.
It's gone dark.
Try opening your eyes.
It's past my bedtime
Put the straw down and step away from the cocaine!
I hope I get a good nite's sleep!
It might help if your husband stopped snoring in your ear.
I'm going to drive to Oxford today, I think.
Are the police looking for you again?
I want to work in the garden today.
But the only day thet let you out the cage is Sunday so tough.
I'm going for a ride on my bike.
Don't you think it's time you took the trainer wheels off it?
I just shared some ham and cheese with my dog.
You're already too fat too move why make the dog suffer.
I love my dog.
You should, he's the only one willing to sleep with you.
I bought some new sandals.
Just because you think you're Jesus Christ there's no need to dress like him.
I'm going out for a bar snack tonight.
Gonna drink your dinner, eh?
It's gorgeous & sunny here.
I suppose that means you'll be panhandling on the beach again.
I just had a refreshing nap.
Passing out after a drinking bender is NOT a nap, honey! AND it's 2 days later than you think it is!
I'm not sure what I want to do today.
If you smoked less pot you might be able to think straight.
I received some good news yesterday.
Your paroll's up? You're NOT the father? Please tell us! Oh the suspense...
I'm tired.
Yes, and so are we.
Thunderstorms are rolling in.
Ooh, what have YOU done? Hope the lightening strikes don't kill you - just maim!
I think I might turn in early.
Knowing you, you could turn into a cockroach and nobody would notice.
I am listening to some soothing Bach.
The attendants obviously had to put you in the Quiet Room again.
I think that coffee upsets my stomach.
