Besides getting a lawyer and a bail bondsman?
I'm thinking about buying a new car.
The old wreck finally die on ya?
(p.s. 'fly, what's the 'special occasion'? - just curious)
I need to go grocery shopping
Do you go to a vet's supply house, or just a local pet store?
I went for a bike ride with my kids today.
Did their friends all gang up and pick on you until you cried again, you big baby?
I have got the best f*cking tan right now.
You actually exposed that flabby gut to the sunshine?
We had a nice ride along the river.
And maybe next week you'll try it out without the training wheels, eh?
Today, me and a friend of mine hung out at the park and listened to old songs that we performed together back when we were "rock stars."
So you and your wino friends got drunk on in the park and then pretended to be a jug band?
My youngest son did have training wheels on his bike.
Oh, so you were the big, stupid-looking one next to him then. Thanks for clearing that up, you ass-scratching baboon!
I am just too damn good at this insult thing.
You think a complete lack of creativity constitutes "good"?
I just watched the Incredibles.
Thanks:-)
Your not as dumb as you look.
Thanks. Pity I can't say the same about you.
I just had some chocolate.
I hope I'm not around when you burst.
I'm just going to have a Full English Breakfast.
Big difference from your usual: I can't afford breakfast - whose charity are you taking this time?
Its getting dark now.
I told you if you kept doing that it would make you blind.
I think I'll do a bit of birdwatching today.
Hey look - that would be better for all of us than to hear about your usual stories of watching women bathe!
Gotta get home soon.
I'm surprised you can find home after the ammount of cheap wine you've put away.
I have a strange spot on my leg.
Those birds really target you when they do their private business huh?
I wish I wore another jumper.
Funny...I wish you were another jumper...off a building that is!
badum bum tsssss...
Wow, I am really up late tonight. The freakin' sun is actually starting to come up!
and its gonna be even more freaked out when it sees you!
Its all night time right here.
If it sees you it will probably go back down you ugly old goat.
I can't find my red cravat which Mrs Trumpington asked me to wear at the soiree this afternoon.
