ohh, memory is getting a bit rusty as the age catches up, hmmm?
I shouldn't be out so late.
With a face like that, you shouldn't be out, period.
I have never eaten vegemite, and I don't think I want to.
Vegemite wouldn't want to be in that foul stinking mouth of yours. Soap needs to.
I want to eat an apple.
Good idea...maybe it will shut you up long enough for me to have a moment's peace from your astounding stupidity.
I wonder what I'll be doing a year from now.
sitting on your butt and just wondering, as usual. All talk and no action.
I signed another 6 months contract.
That's because you obviously haven't got the balls to quit a job that is slowly draining the life out of you, you gutless weasel.
I wish I could just retire and become a beach bum.
retire - you don't seem like your old enough. Beach bum - whats the go with wishing? I think you already are one.
I'm listening to the "Black eyed peas" at the moment.
They suck, and anyone who listens to them is a moron.
It is looking like it's gonna be another hot sunny day in New York. I love this kind of weather.
Aren't they euphonium type things.
The bells are ringing and I must leave now to attend the ceremonies.
Is this the day they burn you at the stake?
My lawn is looking terrible from lack of water.
If you paid your water bills they wouldn't turn you off.
I've got pork for dinner which I'll have with some savoury rice.
Thought you were trying to lose weight.
I shall have a smoked mackerel and salad.
Shoplifting again Clary?
I'll press my uniform later
You're such a slob, you'll wind up wearing it wrinkled.
I sent in a sweepstakes entry.
There's one born every minute...
I'm going to bed shortly.
"Shortly" is an awful way to refer to your husband.
I don't feel like cooking tonight.
You are normally very slothful, aren't you?
I play soccer tonight.
You mean you convinced 21 people to come out to play with you?
It's very dark in this room.
And your disposition isn't helping matters.
Playing indoors, only need 6 a side. (Actually only need 4, but 6 is full strength). I'll usually score a goal or assist.
Translated that means you're the waterboy for tonight's game. They're not hard up enough to let you play.
I just got a DVD of one of my favorite movies.
