save some for your supper as well, your dog won't mind
I'm let out regularly on Monday afternoons.
Another reason to hate Mondays.
I have a dentist appointment today.
You'll go to any lengths to get 'drilled'!
I think I have a cavity.
I'm sure you have several, but are you specifically referring to the hole in your head--the one that allows the air to keep seeping out?
I have about two hours of work to do tonight.
How many little old ladies do you mug in two hours.
I think I've pulled a muscle.
I've heard that excessive repetitive use of a fork can result in a nasty stress injury.
Carrying those enormous plates of food to the table doesn't help either.
I've been having a pretty good day.
it doesn't take much for simpltons..there's a real advantage to being stupid
sigh...........I'm tired tonight
watching too many soaps will tire anyone out.
I just started a new book.
And I just started a new list of reasons why you are a complete f*cking dickhead. It's a looooong list...
I think I might be in the middle of a serious breakdown.
More booze will help.
Maybe this can become a bonding moment for us.
Bonding, as in the way gum sticks to the sole of your shoe? Just keep your sweaty hands to yourself.
I'm too wide awake to go to sleep.
Taken too many uppers eh, try taking a few downers. You'll get the cocktail right one day.
It's sunshining in Wales.
Funny, the forecasts all show clouds over your bit.
Now it really is hot and sunny in Devon and I'm going to walk along the river.
Just because you think you're god doesn't mean you can walk on water.
I've just eaten a corned beef sandwich.
Do you know how they make corned beef?
I'm supervising haytime in Long Bottom meadow later.
Do you really have nothing better to do? Why do you only supervise and not do you lazy swine!
It's a lovely warm evening here.
That should make sleeping on the streets more pleasant for you.
I feel dead tired.
Get somebody to stick the key in and wind you up.
Jennifer has stayed up late again.I wish I had some Lionel Ritchie recordings.
Ugh! You have HORRIBLE taste! Possibly she's syaying away from you!
I bid you good night.
I wish you wouldn't sleep in that coffin, you frighten the children.
It's clean the house day today.
