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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 04:21 am
Had another visit from the Health Department?

I woke up with a headache.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 05:37 am
The state you was in you're lucky to wake up at all.



I have a strange feeling everytime I make a sudden movement.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 06:23 am
That's because you are so unaccustomed to moving. Getting up every few hours to use the bathroom is not a sudden movement.

I have a doctor's appointment later today.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 06:49 am
Do they release you from the straitjacket for the examination?



The weather's warm I think I'll slip some shorts on.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 07:32 am
Good idea, the last time you walked out without them your neighbors called the police.

I still have a headache.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 10:08 am
Oh go on then, drink another bottle before you go to the doctors.

I can see the sea from my bedroom window.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 11:08 am
Oh, good! Maybe you can dive in and put us all out of our misery!

Another beautiful day here!
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 11:15 am
Pity you're there to spoil it.


I have a headache now, from drinking wine in the sun.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 11:32 am
You think the headache is bad, wait until you see the pictures of what you did with your sister.

I'm going to a birthday party after work.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 11:41 am
Thanks for the warning! Do they know you're coming?

I am in such a MOOD today!
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 11:44 am
Watch out, the cow is mad.

I have two lunches to choose from.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 11:58 am
Go with the one that's moving the slowest.

I'm skipping lunch today.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 12:05 pm
At least then there will be some for the rest of us!

I feel much better, thanks.
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 12:07 pm
Well we have ways of making you feel worse.

My headache could be due to not having proper coffee this morning.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 12:15 pm
Or the fact you didn't take your usual morning dose of oxycontin this a.m.

I've had about 5 cups of "proper coffee" today.
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 02:07 pm
That might explain why you look like one of those automata that play left-half and nobody dare tackle.

I'm going to wash my hands after that.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 02:16 pm
do you wash them often?

there's a big thunder storm over Manhattan right now
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 02:25 pm
Quick then!Have your photo taken on a lightning flash.They are quick over there aren't they?

I can't make my mind up whether I am a bit down for having to go to the pub.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 02:26 pm
you have to go to the pub? My, you're more obsessive than I thought

I just had a little snack
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2005 02:30 pm
Still chomping your way through the nutrient bed then?

I suppose I could put off going to the pub but I have to think of my colleagues.
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