It's all in your mind I can't hear anything.
I'm sleepy.
What a good idea.
The night is Jung.
You are such a sicko that Freud probably would have charged you double.
I had a lovely nap.
Is that what you decided to have for dinner then?
There's a hole in my sock and my big toe's sticking out.
That's because you never cut your toenails, you slob.
I'm having some watermelon.
Mind you don't wet your ears.
Now I've gone and caught my big toe on an elastic type substance.
Put your foot in your mouth again?
My dinner is ready.
How many dinners have you had today?
I went to visit friends today, but the beach was too cold so we went to the nursery and I bought a few small plants.
Growing your own, huh ... you pothead?
I rode a rollercoaster yesterday.
Next time go to funfair not a seedy bar.
I've been washing and drying today.
I knew you were a voyeur! Oh, I see you were drying.....
I'm up late and feeling good today (and no more jokes about my profession.......it's against the rules to repeat so often)...
It's the world's oldest ... shouldn't joke about it.
I didn't know there were rules.
of course you didn't you idiot.......I make them
I know I should be doing something, but I've temporarily forgotten what it was......short term memory loss is a terrible thing
Long term is as bad, and could be your next problem.
I'm going to have my roof insulated.
It won't protect your brain from memmory loss, but you can give it a try
I think the guys are finished working on my side of the building........yippee!
Herding cats can be time consuming.
I'm a bit bleary today.
You're always bleary.
(Did you have a good Father's Day cj?)
I drove about 7 hours yesterday.
Still searching for the father you never had?
Actually, I didn't have a very good day.
Herding cats? Not only are you bleary, but your associations are off as well. Your bad day no doubt was a function or result of your mental status.
The weather in New York is nice today.
How do you know did they let you out?
I'm going to feed my dog.
