Too bad you don't have any decent grass for him to pee on.
I feel very sleepy.
It is obviously a sensible dog.
The choir girls sang beautifully tonight.
They must have put you to sleep because you replied to the wrong comment.
My dinner isn't ready yet.
Well get off your fat rear and make it.
I've just knocked my gin and lemonade over.
It's a cheapskate way to stay sober.
I humbly and sincerely apologise for answering the wrong question earlier.
It's hard to insult such a humble and contrite person, but...
Maybe if you learned to read you wouldn't make so many mistakes.
I just had some chocolate.
Do you never stop eating?
I have to go to Plymouth today.
Isn't that where the sailors all come in.
I'm judging bulls this afternoon at the show.
Just because you're fat and horny and you've got a ring through your nose doesn't make you a bull expert.
I'm going to cut the grass.
Mind you don't strain yourself.
I'm going to give Mrs Trumpington's bull first prize.
If anyone deserves first prize for total bull, it's you.
We're going for a boat trip on the Dart today.
Well don't dart up any dark alleys with sailors.
Mrs Trumpington has promised me a treat after the show in the judges tent.
What is she offering? A ménage à trois--you, her, and the bull? For you, pervert that you are, the real treat is probably making it with the bull. Better not wear red.
I have been finding ants in my kitchen.
It'll be a good laugh if they get in your pants.
She's made cherry pie and cream for me so I have to go and eat it.
Are you quite sure "she" isn't offering you a bratwurst with relish?
I'm changing my oil today.
Going to "lubricate" yourself with Vodka instead of Gin?
I've got to run out to the supermarket.
That's a nice euphamism for "dumpster diving."
I'm burning as I type this.
Nero fiddling - the insurance?
The boat trip up the river was wonderful.
Three cheers for coming back down.
I promised to show Jenny the robin's nest in Long Bottom meadow.
you should never promise.....you always forget
I've been bike riding along the East River today
