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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2005 12:55 pm
Does your mother know you've been peddling your ass along the East River?
I'm driving to Phoenix tomorrow to see JLNobodys art exhibit.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2005 12:58 pm
very funny Dys, I can't compete with that one.......I'll let someone else try.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2005 01:09 pm
I hope it's not a mirror dys.


Mrs Trumpington just called to tell me how much she enjoyed the show.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2005 01:10 pm
well she would since she paid you to give her bull the first prize

the workmen are back drilling on my building again and I thought they were finished.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2005 01:15 pm
They haven't come back to drill the building.


Mrs T is sending her man round with some cigars.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2005 01:25 pm
(most memorable sentence in Salammbo: Spendius se tut.)

Mrs T is a figment of your fevered imagination and so are the cigars. Do you actually have a real life or is everything a fantasy?
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2005 01:34 pm
and what will you do with yours?

The men are gone home now......
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2005 01:56 pm
That was quick.

*The most memorable sentence in Salammbo is that one about the "dark regions behind the sun where new futures are created".I might not have it quite right so apologies.Salammbo is stuffed with memorable words,phrases,sentences,paragraphs and passages.And all memorable in different ways.

The mushroom soup was excellent this evening.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2005 02:04 pm
too bad you dunked your face in it

I'm hungry now
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2005 02:11 pm
That won't be unusual.


The daisies on the lawn are drawing in their little tender petals as the sun sinks Manhattanwards.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2005 03:13 pm
Have you been out talking to the daisys again?

time to wake the MP, nap time is over for today, I think
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2005 03:25 pm
Getting ready for another night on those mean Manhattan streets? Your business is so pathetically bad you really should consider another line of work.

I have work to finish before dinner.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2005 03:49 pm
is this how you're able to give me so much practical advice about my profession?.....young upstart!

I'm going to wash off my balcony with a pressure washer now
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2005 03:52 pm
Removing the evidence?

I cooked a delightful roast Devon lamb this evening.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2005 04:35 pm
What was it like at the Dartmoor coven? Did the wool smell when you spit roasted the sheep?



I think I'll spend tomorrow on the beach.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2005 04:37 pm
Hopefully hordes of people don't try to push you back into the water.

Macaroni and cheese is delightfully delicious.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2005 05:24 pm
Which way do you prefer it?


I have just taken Jennifer to her room after our little walk in Long Bottom meadow.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2005 05:50 pm
Why don't you just take a long walk off a short pier?!

Do you like my new ensemble?
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2005 05:55 pm
You have it on the wrong way round dear.


English summer evenings are just wonderful.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2005 06:16 pm
Do they allow you access to the Asylum porch?

I've been out playing with my dog.
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