You're off, period.
I'm going to get dressed.
You mean you've finished work already.
I think I'll water the garden.
The lavatory is more hygienic.
I'm going to wash up last night's dinner dishes.
Haven't you learned you don't put paper plates in the dishwasher?
I hope I can work in the garden today.
Don't the neighbours complain about the noise of the whip and the rattle of chains.
Think I'll take a nap.
Why don't you just hook up a caffeine IV?
I only had 4 cups today.
Whiskey that is and you didn't say how many times you filled 'em.
Im just having an Australian Red.
Be careful mate.Some of them Aussie commies are a bit "passed about".
The lilac fragrance is wafting through the French windows.
*Translation: I can smell something coming from the dumpster next to my cardboard box.
I'm going to an amusement park on Father's Day (this Sunday).
Are you rewarding yourself for dodging another paternity suit?
I'm peeling some shrimps now.
Didn't you learn anything from the Jackson trial ?
I'm glad it's Friday.
Yes, dumpster diving is more rewarding on the weekends, isn't it?
I just got another bottle of cough medicine.
Did the proctologist ever get the first one out of your ass, you FREAK?!
I'm lookin' SO damn cool in these new shades I bought!
The only way you could look cool is if you had a block of ice up your backside.
I think I'll write a book.
Don't you think you should master your ABCs first, you illiterate FREAK!!!???
I'm going to a Tom Petty concert this weekend.
Why don't you go and see a real artist such as Bob Dylan.
I like Bob Dylan.
The sixties are over.
I'm gonna go make dinner now.
you mean you can make it from your chair to the kitchen?
I'm going to the beach this week end.
Give my love to the medical waste and sewage.
There is a Jack Russell terrier on my lawn.
