I'd rather be ripped to shreds by a pack of wild dogs than attend one of your cookouts, George. The thought of it makes me ill.
Batman and Robin are wonderful role models.
I guess if tights are your thing.....more power to you...just skip the bra and panties.
Tim Horton muffins are fabulous. Anyone have the recipe?
I'd like to take one of those Tim Horton muffins and shove it up your ass, Kristie.
Butterflies are beautiful creatures.
If you think butterflies are so beautiful, why do you keep humping them to death?
I think I'll mow the lawn today.
You call those patches of dirt and weeds a lawn? Looks more like some military exercise field.
I am chiseled and resemble a greek god.
Laughing hard, osso wonders how many people chisel Gus out of funds daily.
I need to think about getting ready for my trip.
Your trip to the National Institution for the Criminally Insane?
I just bought these sandals 2 weeks ago and they are stretched out already.
With feet like dinner plates, what can you expect?
I took three foreign students to visit Castle Drogo, the last castle built in Britain, today.
Ya built it yourself, three centuries ago?
I am transcribing tapes from interviews. Half a tape per day, at least 5 more to go. Should I simply forget some of them?
With your Alzheimer's coming on, I shouldn't even try to remember - just remembering your name would be task enough.
I have finished writing the bibliography for my Hong Kong guidebook.
Ching-chong, china man, upside down, that is how you look to meeee.... seriously Clary, you got nothing better to do?
i have three and a half chapters of my dissertation ready for edits...
Well, you'll need editing if you think edit is a noun.
It's getting cool; I shall put on a cosy jacket.
Then you better get out your hooked on phonix videos and learn how to spell everything correctly.
I am going to my doctors appt later today.
STD? The doctor will make the itch go away.
It's hot outside.
Better call ahead, and tell your doc that you are coming. I understand that every time you have an appointment, you give him a migraine.
Thank goodness the sun is out today!
sun is out because you are in!
i got a teaching fellowship!
Even though you don't capitalize 'I'?
I shall give up work soon.
Clary wrote:I shall give up work soon.
Will anyone notice?
Maybe I should get a pet.
Leave the poor thing in the pound. It's better off there. Get a haircut instead!
I passed 2,000 posts mark today!
2000 entries that contributed absolutely nothing to this site.
I have a new haircut.
