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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jul, 2004 06:27 pm
Why are you trying to crawl out from under your rock? Noone wants to see your cold blooded self.



Can I get an IQ test ??

(( I dont want this thread to die!! :-( )
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jul, 2004 07:10 pm
You think you have any IQ at all, do you? What a surprise you'll be getting...



What clothes shall I take to Sacramento next week?
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msolga
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jul, 2004 04:37 am
Your usual, every day, arty-farty paint splattered garments, of course! Sheesh! You artist types all need a good scrub! Don't you have ONE shirt without paint on it, osso?Razz


How will my job "tutorial"* go tomorrow?



* Part of the selection process of a job I've applied for.
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jul, 2004 07:07 am
Probably deeply depressing if you're so stressed about it - can't you talk about anything but work!?

I have finished chapter 2 of book 3 of Grammar Practice for Primary Schools.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jul, 2004 10:32 am
So now you can speak in whole sentences?


I have to run and pay my water bill before the city shuts off my water; the bill arrives without an accompanying envelope and I always put it aside until I find one, then forget about it.
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George
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jul, 2004 11:13 am
Which will osso do first?
a) freeze in the dark
b) die of thirst
c) buy a box of @#$%^&* envelopes

I think I'll have another beer.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jul, 2004 11:51 am
Another one? You are still belching from the last keg earlier this morning.


I need to run some errands.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jul, 2004 12:06 pm
You need to run back to your country and get a green card.



What should I eat for breakfast?
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George
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jul, 2004 12:54 pm
Good news - someone ran over a possum two streets over.

My new shoes are soooo stylish!
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jul, 2004 02:43 pm
The new 'hole in sole' look, I suppose. A case where one can't say No mean feet.

I'm chewing some Airwaves gum.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jul, 2004 03:03 pm
So of course you cannot talk now, eh?


I need to water that sage plant, it is looking stressed.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jul, 2004 03:07 pm
If I lived in the same house with you, I would look stressed too!

If it doesn't stop raining, I am going to scream!
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jul, 2004 03:11 pm
It's raining? Free shower for you...go out there...you smell like donkey balls.


I need a cigarette. Is it almost time to go home?
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jul, 2004 03:13 pm
Like to suck a butt, eh?


It's been the most miserable July on record.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jul, 2004 06:12 pm
You put Julys on some kind of recording? Really, you should get out more and move around.



I really need to clean out my refrigerator.
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George
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jul, 2004 07:34 pm
It was too late for "clean out" a couple of years ago. Too late for "fumigate" last year. Now your only hope is explosives.

I'm thinking of getting a tattoo.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jul, 2004 01:53 pm
Hopefully you'll get that tatoo over your face so no one will have to look at it any more.

I need to wash my car. Any volunteers?
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George
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jul, 2004 07:18 pm
I wouldn't dare wash it.
The dirt is all that's holding that wreck together.

Does this shirt accent the color of my eyes?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jul, 2004 09:03 pm
The bright pink does call to mind the bloodshot effect, yes, indeed.


I am cooking a new rice dish tonight and may mention it on the a2k thread no one noticed I started; I might even mention it even if it doesn't turn out.
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George
 
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Reply Wed 21 Jul, 2004 07:18 am
Nobody noticed the thread, but all your neighbors noticed the rice dish.
The EPA is sending a SWAT team to seal off your house.

I'm planning a wonderful cookout for next weekend.
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