You're so dumb you don't know how to play this game. This is the Insult Chain Game, not the Questions Game, idjit. You don't ask a question at the end, you make a statement about yourself.
Get with the program. Read the last 4 pages or so to see how its done. Oh I forgot, you can't read.
Now I need a drink.
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turtlette
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Thu 16 Jun, 2005 05:28 am
Just crawl back to the nearest bar, I'm sure they'll give you one.
I used to be the best insulter, then something happened.
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firefly
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Thu 16 Jun, 2005 05:47 am
You woke up and realized you aren't very good at anything.
I wish I could stay home today.
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spendius
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Thu 16 Jun, 2005 06:05 am
You might as well stay at home everyday you uptight bluestocking you!
My pussy is waiting for a shampoo.
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Ethel2
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Thu 16 Jun, 2005 09:02 am
I see that he is, he's been sharpening his claws just for you.......spendius the pussy.....who names his pussy after himself?
I just got up..........and my head hurts
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Ticomaya
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Thu 16 Jun, 2005 10:07 am
When you spend your work day on your back, you're bound to get vertigo when you finally get up.
My plant needs dusting.
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spendius
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Thu 16 Jun, 2005 10:44 am
Is it a Lady Slipper Orchid?
I'm going bellringing later.
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Ticomaya
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Thu 16 Jun, 2005 11:10 am
Okay, Tinkerbell.
I have some kind of fake ivy looking plant.
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Ethel2
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Thu 16 Jun, 2005 12:04 pm
and you probably have velvet paintings of Elvis as well
I'm going for a massage now
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Ticomaya
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Thu 16 Jun, 2005 12:09 pm
Letting people walk all over you is not "a massage."
I have a LeRoy Neiman print.
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Ethel2
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Thu 16 Jun, 2005 12:18 pm
I'll bet it looks great with your velvet Elvis
now I'm really going, promise
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cjhsa
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Thu 16 Jun, 2005 02:09 pm
You don't have to promise anything we can smell it!
I went to a software test drive this morning.
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spendius
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Thu 16 Jun, 2005 02:10 pm
You're going for a massage?How can anybody insult that.It's not fair.You're trying to stop up the thread you little no-good frizzle head you!!
Wouldn't it be lovely?
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firefly
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Thu 16 Jun, 2005 08:11 pm
Quote:
Wouldn't it be lovely?
Are you in your Eliza Doolittle phase?
Wouldn't what be lovely? You spend so much time talking to yourself, you have lost all ability to communicate complete thoughts or make any sense.
I think I'm going to bed now.
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Ethel2
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Thu 16 Jun, 2005 10:23 pm
good place for ya
my headache is gone
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Rod3
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Fri 17 Jun, 2005 01:58 am
sobered up at last eh
I've got a pain in my knee.
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Clary
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Fri 17 Jun, 2005 02:03 am
Makes a change from being a pain in the arse.
I have to drive back home today.
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Rod3
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Fri 17 Jun, 2005 02:12 am
You shouldn't go to those parties where you chuck your car keys in pot, you don't know where you're going to wake up.
I think I've lost a bit of weight.
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Clary
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Fri 17 Jun, 2005 02:13 am
Had a leg amputated?
I wish I could lose a bit of weight.
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Rod3
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Fri 17 Jun, 2005 02:19 am
Would you like to lose two stone of excess fat? Have your head cut off.
