Ever think maybe it's just trying to get away from you?
I just brushed and flossed.
go back and try again
my neck hurts
Well, get off your knees and stop doing ... well ... you know ... that.
I just ate a piece of peach pie.
What's its ETA at the sewage plant.
I must tune my organ up now.
I didn't know you were a monkey
drinking a nice glass of wine and if I didn't have to keep writing, I'd have a little puff as well.....oh well
You act like there's a chance you won't pick up that crack pipe later.
I lost my softball game tonight.
do you think it had anything to do with that pot belly?
time for bedy by.
back to work is it
I'm off to the local park.
A warm welcome to Paedophilia Park
I'm in Staffordshire today.
Devon police finally wise to you at last?
I have to move some furniture today.
Are you sure you're up to it at your advanced age?
It's too wet to leave the house
Do you mean there's no punters on the street when its raining?
I feel really good today.
I suppose it's nice that virtue strikes once a year.
I had a very nice breakfast, with boiled egg and fruit salad.
I've always said that they spoil you in prison.
I'm going to do a bit of Dylan on the guitar.
God help the neighbours.
We're going to look at an ex-pub for sale in this nice little town.
If it's a nice little town, and they want to keep it that way, they'll never sell to a lowlife like you.
I need to get another bottle of cough medicine.
Try not to drink it all at once this time.
<---thats me. Do i look fat?
You give a whole new meaning to word fat you're the only person I know with a RSJ under the bed.
I think I'll mow the lawn.
The only way you'll get through that mess of weeds is with a scythe.
I need to work at home today.
Lucky you ... your bed is probably more comfy than a back alley somewhere.
I like to play poker.
