Mind you don't get the big runs.
These toffees are good.
is that why all your teeth have fallen out?
I just got up.....lazy me
That's not fair.It's uninsultable.
I'm thinking philosophically.
(it is too)
don't over tax your brain
we're having a heat wave in New York. this is the eleventh day
It must be from the greenhouse gases emitted by all those NYC blowhards.
The weather is beautiful in California.
Pity about the citizens.
We're all stunners in England.
Yeah, that smog is awesome.
I've had the flu for 3 weeks now.
You should close the gate before you go to sleep in the field.
I'm going to make dinner now.
don't poison yourself
it's actually a bit cooler today
Not everywhere dopey-head!
The dinner gong just went.
So they opened up the sewer grates and turned on the natural swamp cooler?
I just paid all my mid-month bills.
Protection money eh so you can keep pushing the pills.
I've just come back from walking the dog.
I hate to break it to you Rod, but that's no dog.
My hands are dry.
Excessive masturbation will do that.
I need to do a load of laundry.
Excessive masturbation causes excess laundry.
I just made a really good Thai curry.
Did he scream when you chopped him up?
I need caffeine.
Trying to sober up again?
I think I'll make a salad for dinner.
"Tossing salads" again, are you?
I think I'll have some Italian for dinner.
Do you always eat your guests?
Its been 5 years since I had a cigarette.
you could smoke more often if you didn't insist on smoking just after having sex...
going to visit littlek tonight
