Instead of making a statement about yourself, you leave a cryptic CIA coded message? No need to insult you, you insult yourself. I think you've messed around and totally lost it this time. Next you'll be yakking about area 51 or was it 54 space alien airports or something.
I like that hot sauce with the Mexican food. Spices up my existence.
You know you're pathetic when hot sauce provides the most excitement in your day.
I went to a doubleheader with my kids tonight.
Did you at least make it to the 2nd game this time before you embarrassed yourself in front of them again by getting drunk and making a scene getting kicked out for rushing the umpire?
I'll have a nice glass o wine now.
I know your sort you say a nice glass of wine but you don't tell people you fill it 25 times.
I'm off down the shops.
Don't rush. The gay fetish shops are open until 2 am nowdays.
This is bittersweet taste in my mouth.
Wrong end you clunker.Can't you tell the difference?
The Archbishop just called to ask me who I favour as the next leader of the Conservative Party.
Actually, it was your court appointed therapist checking to see whether you could still be classified as "harmless"
I am out of Reeses Peanut Butter Cups
Peanut butter has a meaning on some threads which your obvious inattention has caused you to miss and thus to the in crowd you have made yourself sound as daft as you look.
I told the Archbishop that I haven't the time to bother about trivialities.
And did the "Archbishop" say, "take your Thorazine or I'll report you?"
There are men outside my window grinding on the mortar between the bricks with drills like ediface dentists.
Invite them in Lola-they sound exciting.
I'm missing my cyber-love.
Shhh, I'm busy with the mortar dentists at the moment.
You should see the mess they're making!
That's what happens when you get your stomach pumped out.
I'm off to the opera tonight.
Playing Iago are you?
I must dress for dinner.I can hear the maid's pretty shoes scampering up and down the parquet.
The soup kitchen's in the gymnasium again?
I have a persistent cough.
malingering, I'm sure
I'm being naughty
Isn't that part of your job description?
I'm hungry.
that's what you get for being a glutton
I'm going to work now.....no more play
Nice to have a job where you lie down all day.
I'm off to hit a few golf balls.
Captain Bligh's Putt Putt Pirate Ship eagerly awaits your visit.
I have to go to the dentist today.
Mind you don't make him laugh too much.
There's a little kitten stuck up a tree crying pitifully.I must go and get it down.
