Want some lightning to go along with the rain!
I haven't figured out thunder yet.
What's to figure out? It's just the rapid heating and cooling of the atmosphere near the lightning channel that causes a sound wave to occur. Maybe if you'd read a book for a change instead of relying on your fading looks to get by, you'd actually know something.
I'm going to give my dog a bath.
Why don't you give yourself one!
Was that a stinky reply...shazzer posted?
Not as stinky as the ones you post.
I've got a miserable cough.
Aaaah!That must be terrible!
I sympathise with coughers.
Why are you a hacker?
Farmerman has a smart dog, supposedly.
Would you recognise smart if it bit you on the ankle?
I'm going to pick some roses from my garden.
Mind you don't get pricked.
It isn't very nice for June.
How would you know, do you ever emerge from your hovel?
I have to buy a new lawn sprinkler.
What for? The weeds you call a lawn seem to be doing fine.
Going to a baseball game tonight.
Try not to embarass yourself...again.
I never embarass myself...NOT!
You must keep away from mirrors then.
I had to take it off.
If you're talking about surgery to remove that gigantic pock-marked honker you call a nose, I agree...you had to take it off.
Ciao, baby...
Ciao yourself you stupid old git!
YAPTSTSHUFTNI (yet another poster too stupid to set himself up for the next insult)
I had a really nice weekend.
And how the F did that happen! Your date showed up?
I had a lot of work this weekend.
I bet you have a sore ass.
It's time for a beer.
Every time I see you, its "time for a beer" for you. Does drinking help you forget your miserable existence?
I just ate a monster taco.
I think that was a Chihuahua...
drinking helps me forget everyone else's miserable existence.
Now theres a cry for help.
Q=CiA
