Just an unusually high number of birth marks?
I'm driving to my nephew's birthday party tomorrow.
Isn't it hard to drive in clown shoes ?
I'm going to an art opening tonight.
Going to the opening of the new porno cinema in your neighborhood?
I paid some bills today.
Good, the crack dealers tend to get moody and unpredictable when you don't pay them what they fronted you.
I need a drink.
It will be another of those pale purple concoctions I suppose,served in a pretty fluted glass with two cubes of Baltic ice,a sprig of jasmine hanging on the lip and one of those little attention grabbing plastic umbrellas of gaudy colouration placed carefully to keep off any rain and served up by a smartly dressed young man,with eyes as black as night,on a silver tray with an embroidered cloth upon it to prevent any clattering sounds---------
Have I penned a suitable description of the "drink".
Your description is wonderful, but, as an insult, it stinks.
I need to water my plants.
Still peeing in the flower pots ?
I made pancakes for breakfast.
Food for thought eh?
I have some nectar to sip.
I don't know if Boones Farm Purple Passion can really be called "nectar".
I just rescued a turtle from the road.
Glad you'll have something for dinner tonight, the dumpster pickings were getting slim.
I'm going out shopping now.
Haven't you been banned from those supermarkets for shoplifting?
'Dr Who' was good tonight.
I always thought you was living in a time warp.
I'm just going to put some Bob Dylan music on.
Mind it doesn't do your head in.
I prefer Barry Manilow myself.
I guessed that, you've got the same size nose.
I'm off to bed now.
The guards turn the lights off early, don't they?
I've got a miserable cold.
That goes with the territory of being a street hooker wearing miniskirts on the street at night.
I am eating some M & Ms.
I don't know how you can stuff any more into that belly I hope I'm not around when you burst.
I'm going to fry a bit of bacon for breakfast.
Most societies frown upon cannibalism.
Oatmeal for me.
Better not make any sudden movements then.
Hark!I am being called.
You're hearing the voices again--that means it's time to up your meds.
I wish it would rain.
