You have a book? Who did you get to read it to you?
I'm thinking about doing some laundry.
Mind you don't clog the drains.
The framed photo of my little dog has just come.
Now the walls of your cell won't look so bare.
I just paid some bills.
Those gay porn sites are adding up in the expenses, aren't they?
I just drank a diet Coke.
And now you are belching like a fog horn.
It's very cold in my office.
You didn't get the memo that Hell froze over ?
I'm sleepy.
I know, you've been awake 2 hours straight! Nap time, grandma.
I need another drink.
If you use the other empty bottle in just the right way you might save money on the movies.
I have an appointment.
Does your shrink give you a volume discount?
Tuna for lunch again.
Food for the gods!
I must go feed my lovely little fishes.
Don't bother - I believe they are now lovely dead little fishes, due to starvation.
I have an exam to attend to now.
Another pregnancy test, no doubt.
Sloppy Joes for dinner.
I hope Joe slops the soup all down your shirt-front.
I'm on in 5 minutes.
On what? Crack?
I have a sore throat.
I'll bet you have!
My favourite auntie just arrived.
Stop pretending you're not just after her money.
I hate waking up early.
Well make it a lot later then.
My tomato plants need watering.
Because the pot plants are sucking up all the water.
I'm seeing an acupunturist today.
Is that what you call your tattoo man, you freak?
I have a long drive tomorrow.
I'm sorry that your gay lover moved to Boston in search of "bigger things".
I don't have any tattoos.
