But does it need you?
I would like a new car.
But would it like you?
I'm tired of bitchy people.
Sick of yourself again eh?
My eyes are dry and stinging.
dont worry, all crack addicts complain of that.
Strawberries are really cheap and good this year
The dog's hemorrhoids must be bleeding again.
Do all wireless plans suck as bad as mine?
I doubt it--you're the only one still using two paper cups and a string.
I've been buying a lot of plants.
What are you planning to do with all that ditch weed?
I never win at the Diet Coke game.
That's because you are a world class loser.
I wish it weren't so hot and humid.
And I wish you'd stop complaining. It's summer time. What do you expect?
I just bought the new Coldplay album.
You're so dumb you probably thought it'd keep you cool.
I need a haircut.
A bath wouldn't hurt either.
I just can't wake up today.
That still doesn't excuse wearing the assless chaps into the office.
I'm having trouble breathing today.
Try taking the phallus out of your mouth.
I like root beer.
Yes, but what you really enjoy is the way it foams when it comes out of your nose.
I feel like a zombie..
*I forgot my question.
Would you describe it for us?
I'm guessing it makes him feel the way you look.
I gotta get a haircut too - and first find a decent hairdressers in this town.
No haircut could save that face.
I like drinking water.
I love the way you lap it out of your water dish.
I've got to stop snacking
Or "grazing" as the rest of us would describe it.
In my book, Diet Vanilla Coke is the best soft drink ever.
