Then get off your ass and do something instead of sitting here and getting fat.
My new computer desk will look nice in this room.
Why, nothing else in that room looks nice, you just have lousy taste.
I'm in an upbeat mood.
Did they up your dosage again ?
It was 90 degrees today.
You wait till the Devil gets a hold on you.
I must put some talc down my pygamas now.
Better yet, how about putting some hornets in your pj's ?
I just saw a woodpecker in my yard.
He's going be be hungry around your place: no woodies possible there!
Work is a drag today.
What's new?
I think my insulter is broke.
Just like you.
I'm drinking some of that lime green gatorade.
Did the bottle say "Prestone"?
I hate cold coffee.
Put a spoonful of arsenic in it.It jazzes it up.
My shirt needs changing.
That's not a shirt, that's a dust rag.
I play softball tonight.
Not man enough to play hardball?
I must go and enjoy the late afternoon sunshine.
With the rest of your reptilian friends?
I wish softball was a contact sport.
Why, so you could rub up against your betters?
I only have a few minutes to kill on A2K today.
Who do you want to kill? And there's no betting in softball....
Time for lunch.
The last thing a fatty like you needs is lunch.
I'm feeling unmotivated today.
This is new in what way?
I started taking generic Claritin.
What's new you lazy schmuck?
Don't you think trance music is the new classical music?
Blaming your stupidity on allergies again?
I've been wearing a lot of pink lately.
I hear the new examination gowns in the mental ward are just the cutest shade of pink this year.
I need a new job.
