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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
George
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 06:54 am
Kindly stop drooling as you stick your head out the window. You're fouling the windshields of the cars following.

My accessories make a distinct fashion statement.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 06:57 am
Yeah, for a friggin' clown. Take a hike, bozo!

Tennis is a game played with a small ball.
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Heeven
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 07:32 am
small ball - it may be small but the only one you have left

Anyone else had an accident with a concrete mixer?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 10:25 am
Who else would think of doing that but you, Heeven?



Must I shower before going to work this morning?
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George
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 10:54 am
Why bother? Another layer of grime and you can have yourself landscaped.

How can I know that I know?
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 3 Jul, 2004 02:25 am
In your case, it doesn't matter. The sum of your knowledge is practically zero anyway.


Shall I wake my 4 20-something houseguests with a nice cup of tea?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jul, 2004 12:05 pm
Why, is it time for the daily whorehouse tea break?

Where should I go to see the fireworks tonight?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jul, 2004 12:05 pm
Why, is it time for the daily whorehouse tea break?

Where should I go to see the fireworks tonight?
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jul, 2004 12:39 pm
Just take the pills and shut your eyes, as usual...
and judging by your last posts, you'll see double.


I am drinking white wine and orange juice, it's very refreshing.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jul, 2004 07:28 pm
That is upper class trailor trash for " mad dog 20/20 orange juice" .... sad... very sad





What shall I do tonight?



((( kicky.. this thread is a great idea! i love it. ;-) )))
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jul, 2004 07:38 pm
Who really cares what you do tonight, shewolfnm. I have an idea. Try getting laid for the first time in ten years.

Jerry Springer is a font of knowledge.
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jul, 2004 03:26 am
And I am the Queen of Egypt.


I am not the queen of anywhere, but I have a lovely walled garden.
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the prince
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jul, 2004 03:53 am
Good thing it is walled else you would not have had any neighbours !!

Does Egypt have a queen ?
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jul, 2004 04:14 am
http://www.egiptodreams.com/Imagenes/hatshepsut.jpg

Hatshepsut, the woman who was king.

Never pick a fight with a woman with a beard.

I'm going to buy cold meats and salad for lunch.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jul, 2004 08:05 am
I thought you just ate Purina Dog Chow?


Anyone want a cup of my coffee?
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Clary
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jul, 2004 08:25 am
No dear, I don't think anyone would actually volunteer for a cup of that vile-tasting brew.

I have too many 20-somethings in my kitchen!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jul, 2004 11:11 am
Well, around you they'll age fast.

I'll be late for work if I don't stop checking out a2k.
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Clary
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jul, 2004 12:15 pm
Would anyone notice, or if they did, would they care?


I used to have a pembrokeshire corgi called Toby.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jul, 2004 07:05 pm
<you did? was he a darling?>

I suppose you revelled in all the comments about your dog having had his legs cut off!

I am going to go repot the orchids.
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jul, 2004 05:41 am
Why waste your time? They're the crummiest, sickliest excuse for orchids we've seen. Why not mulch them instead?

I'd love to travel north for the winter. Any warm place would be better!
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