Even Satan won't answer those prayers...
I might buy a glass workstation.
Always yapping about what you "might" do. Why don't you do it already.
I just flossed my teeth.
Didn't over excite you I hope.
It is pub preparation time here.
Really? Are you wearing the black leather miniskirt or the gold lame jumpsuit tonight?
Now I will rinse my mouth with mouthwash.
A power wash might have a chance ... a rinse is just a waste of your time.
I just painted my eaves.
Did she not object?
I have a daft party to go to.
You should fit in perfectly.
I have bought the glass workstation.
now you just have to buy someone who'll be able to work.
beautiful sunday evening, and i have to work.
<you're right there!>
Out on the street, girl, warpaint on and skirt hitched high.
I really must go to bed, it's 1 30 a m
Yes, you are late to work. Don't you usually start work in bed at 10 pm or so?
I have to pack some stuff to move.
Moving to a new cardboard box? Just throw all your junk in your shopping cart and start walking.
I just had some ice cream.
Don't forget to repace the sticky-tape when you've finished.
I'm fashioning a stogie.
How about fashioning your finger to the SpellCheck before you post?
My coffee tastes wonderful this a.m.
Has anyone seen my urine sample?
I'm not feeling so hot.
Tummy couldn't handle that cigar I gave you, huh?
Tuna fish sandwich for lunch today.
Makes a change from bananas does it?
I just picked some flowers for my lady-love.
You don't think she'll notice the dirt and roots still attached to the bush you dug out of the neighbor's yard?
I can't stop coughing.
Good!
My little pet needs stroking now.
What needs stroking is the part of your brain that produces insults.
I bought a new LCD monitor yesterday.
Awesome, your gay porn will be so clear & liquid now.
I am hyped from caffeine!
