Yeah, they don't let you watch that shyte in the mental hospital.
Ah, now its getting warm!
Well, the friction from your beating off was bound to have that effect.
My laptop's keeping me warm.
The gay porn on your laptop is keeping you hot!
Now thats a damn rocking song on the MP3, I feel like moving to that!
Now you're beating off to the beat?
My car needs a brake job.
Do they still have parts for that '76 pink rusted Gremlin?
Ahh...I need a shoulder massage. <damn I make it easy>
Did you know pointing out how easy you are making it to insult you is yet another obnoxious trait of yours?
My car also needs new CV joints.
God you are driving a total junker! <too close to the truth? sorry>
My car needs an AC recharge.
You're awfully concerned about the temp. Must be extra estrogen.
It's raining outside here.
Get out and stand in it and get your free monthly shower: you stink man.
<seeya T, gotta go for now>
Now that guy is rapping "Shake it, shake it, baby"
With all the flab you carry arround, even the ground shakes when you walk.
I've got to wrap some gifts now.
While you're at it wrap some sticky tape round your gob.
Do you think I might get good at this?
Knowing you, I doubt it.
Why am I putting off what I should be doing right now?
Because you're a lazy,idle good for nothing who wants to sit her fat hinder-end all afternoon playing with tall,dark handsome plutocrats.
Why am I distracting such a person from her domestic duties?
because youve been fired as the proofreader for M&Ms.
Im singing "Sheep may safely graze" on Sunday.
The sheep wouldn't be safely grazing if you were in the pasture with them, they'd suddenly be in the high risk group for unsafe sex.
The song I'm listening to has a wicked guitar lick.
Is that last phrase meant to show your youthful fashionability?
I'm going to make ratatouille.
Ratatouille AGAIN!
Can't you learn to cook something else?
Hmmmm, I think I might need another pair of shoes!
Not worn through the bedroom slippers again, have you? You should cut that big toenail.
It's constantly drizzling and cold and yet it's meant to be midsummer.
Don't you get on your own nerves with all that whining.
I've got a long list to take to the supermarket.
Well don't forget the sticky tape for your big gob.
I have to say my prayers now.
